Sunday, September 28, 2008

Not Quite as Perfect as Generally Believed


Very often, people say to me,
"Your children are such wonderful, accomplished people. You did a great job as a parent."


Thanks. Just to give a word of support to all of you who are dealing with less than perfect children now, let me give you a little story I remembered today.

One day, Maria was supposed to be watching her younger sisters, aged ten and eleven, but had instead gone out to do something more interesting, leaving them home alone. As I open the door, coming home from a business trip after a twelve-hour flight, I see this scene:

Ronda is at the bottom of the stairs. At the top, is her sister Jennifer with an office chair lifted over her head, poised to throw it down at her younger sister. Interrupting this domestic scene, I yell in my loudest maternal voice
"JENNIFER!!"

Jennifer glares down at me very indignantly and yells back in her most you-are-yelling-at-me-for-no-reason, what's-your-problem tone

"What?"


My chair-wielding daughter, nicknamed "The Perfect Jennifer", graduated from San Francisco State University at 21 and is now teaching school. Ronda has been on two Olympic teams and Maria was Emerging Journalist of the Year for the National Hispanic Journalists Association.

So, all of you who are dealing with problem children now, hang in there, there's hope. I do have to warn you though, that there is a lot of truth to that bumper sticker:

By the time your children are fit to live with, they are living some place else.

3 comments:

PEREZ_KANO said...
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ronda said...

hahhaha!!! yeah i remember that... well that same situation and many others similar to it happened a lot when you weren't around.
That was pretty much when jennifer discovered that even though i got bigger and stronger than her, she could still throw large objects at me....

Evan's Dad said...

You, my friend, have yet to meet Evan's three year old younger sister "Cyclone Hannah"! Please drop a prayer or two our way......