Sexy as Fuck
Being appreciative, she took a picture of herself in it which somehow got on Facebook (who knew that random pictures of you could ever get on Facebook? Didn't see that coming).
Well, then one of the four times since the invention of Facebook my 79-year-old mother logs on and calls me up saying,
"Tell Ronda her grandmother does not approve of that shirt, especially not with her younger sister. That is a bad example."
This caused the oldest sister, Maria, to laugh until soda came out her nose, (photo sadly not available),
"What, your mom thinks Julia has never been exposed to the word 'fuck' before? Has your mother actually ever met you?"
Ronda's other, ever-helpful, older sister, the perfect Jennifer, suggested from her lofty 13 months older age, that we could fix the picture. She said,
"Hey, just photo shop over it a new saying. How about, 'Yay, Jesus!' Grandma likes Jesus."I suspect her of being a smart-ass about this, but she managed to say it with a suspiciously innocent face. So, here we go.