Witness most recent post from me:
Emilia and Joy's grandson were playing in the pool.
Him: Ha ha, you can't shoot me because I am invisible.
Emilia: Actually, you're not.
(Shoots him with water pistol.)
Ronda: Yay! Our side of the family wins!
|She only looks sweet and innocent|
Maria: We got a new puppy! We named him Edison. (picture of puppy)
Jennifer: Oh my God, that is the cutest dog, ever!
Ronda: (picture of Ronda’s dog, Mochi). Mochi says “Fuck you, Jennifer!”
Ronda: I miss home.
Me: We miss you, too. If you're gone much longer, I'm going to have Julia just start going around the house and randomly losing shit.
Text from Jenn: I went running three days in a row.
Text from me: Who are you and why do you have my daughter's phone?
Text from Julia: Mom, what time do you wanna come get me from Jourdan's house?
Text from Me: I'm in Florida
Text from Julia: Um, yeah, well maybe I'll call Dad then.
I obviously did not put the best ones here because then why would you buy the book?
I am sure this book is going to be a best seller based on the fact that my family is "hilarifying" as Eva puts it.
So ... we were all at dinner tonight discussing it and Ronda and Maria thought we should actually have it illustrated with a combination of artwork by Eva (see her artwork and more texts in the video here) , Ronda, who is a very good artist, and maybe see if we can include some photos from the amazing Hans Gutknecht .
We are seriously thinking of doing this as a Kickstarter, with an ebook for $5 because we're all good with technology and a print book, for, I don't know, more than $5 .
It was suggested to me at dinner that perhaps this should be my part of raising money for the company to expedite software development and bolster our marketing efforts while someone less inclined to tell people who irritate me to fuck themselves should be in charge of meeting with potential investors.
FYI - the fucks will not be redacted from these texts, because, as Maria pointed out, it's not as if no one has ever heard us talk.
If we decide to do this then I have to do a sample "chapter" or so with photos and do a whole Kickstarter campaign. That sounds like work so I'm wondering if there is enough interest. I kind of think I should do it just because we've been talking about it for years.
Tell me, what do you all think?