Saturday, April 25, 2015

Half of conversations

Did you ever hear half of a conversation, say, someone talking on the phone, and wonder,

What the hell was THAT about?!

Lately, I have been involved in a number of those conversations. If I was a more boring person, I would give you the whole thing, but since I am not, I will just leave you with what you would have overheard on my end.

No, they didn't eat her body after she died! What the hell is wrong with you?

I am unsure of the wisdom of handing a saw to a child.

Eat as many of those chocolate balls as you would like.

The pool was crowded but the work out room was empty, leading me to predict that next week this hotel will be full of fat people with tans.

 I would like you to congratulate him for me on having a gold-plated set of balls.

1 comment:

antonia black said...

Hahaha. That sounds so wrong